A perfect shirt to wear around people that believe the global warming myth is real. Like Al Gore.

Perfect to wear around hobos, bums, and other unsavory creatures.

Ah, the Brooklyn Blowfish. The dirtiest, rottenest, scummiest sex act on the planet. Also, the popular baseball team!

Captain Cunnilingus is the "black sheep" of the superhero universe. He is typically found leading packs of gorgeous women back to his secret hideout where he makes sweet love to them all night long. His powers come in the form of an irresistible unnatural charm that seems to only affect women.

He doesn't really care for battling super-villains which creates a sense of distaste for him from his fellow superhero peers. But can you blame him? He's much too busy burying his tongue into the apple-bottom booties of his adoring female fans!