Are your t-shirts some crap-ass inkjet Cafepress nonesense?
Hell no, my friend! Our prints are made with 100% genuine PLASTISOL inks (the industry standard), which means they have solid colors that aren't going to fade away. Our shirts are printed by hand by proud North Americans and not mass-produced in some foreign slave labor camp. We give our shirts the tender love and care that slave labor simply cannot provide!
Ok, great! So tell me about the shirts you use? Are they made of cheap polyester?
No way, man. We use 100% cotton heavyweight tees from Gildan, American Apparel, and AAA.
Do you ship internationally?
Yes, of course! In fact, most of our orders come from overseas! Our mission in life is to send our shirts to every corner of the earth in order to provide tremendous amounts of awesome on a global scale.
Tell me about sizing
Here's a sizing chart that should help you. The numbers represent chest circumference for a particular size.
* S - 36" (92cm)
* M - 40" (102cm)
* L - 44" (112 cm)
* XL - 48" (122 cm)
What if I buy a shirt and it doesn't satisfy me?
We guarantee 100% satisfaction on all of our shirts! If your shirt doesn't completely give you incredible amounts of charisma and value when you wear it, email us to tell us what you don't like and then send it back to us for a full refund (less shipping charges). We love our shirts and want to make sure you do too!
Is it true you give away free LOL Fridge Magnets with some of your orders?
Yes indeed! If you order 2 or more shirts, we send along a free complimentary LOL Fridge Magnet for your enjoyment.
How long does shipping take?
For orders sent via Air Method, it typically takes 8-10 business days.
For orders sent via Surface Method, it typically takes between 2-6 weeks.
For orders sent via Surface Method to AUSTRALIA, it typically takes 4-16 weeks.
Ok, sounds good! I am ready to buy! What credit cards do you accept?
We accept Visa, Mastercard, Discover, American Express and of course, Paypal.